《趟过男人河的女人》

玄门(mén )掌门江元(🚛)为救(🙄)(jiù )元都百姓，牺(xī )牲(🚒)自(zì(🧘) )己将(🐞)上古(gǔ )妖兽(shòu )飞天(😏)神(🕜)猪(zhū(🎻) )封印(🚎)(yìn )于其子江五山(shā(🌚)n )体内(🎬)。此后(🌤)(hòu )二十年，江五山在(zà(🖇)i )山村(🈸)长大，却(què )因自小长了一(🐅)(yī )条(📪)猪(zhū(🏦) )尾巴，一(yī )直被(bèi )同村(👭)人视(🧐)(shì )为怪(guài )胎。某日，江五山(🌒)被同(🏆)村人欺(qī )辱，怒而变猪(zhū )头(💍)，因此(📢)被赶(gǎn )出山(shān )村。怀疑(yí(✋) )自己(🏪)(jǐ )撞邪的江(jiāng )五山(shān )前往(👀)元都(📳)，寻找改变自己之法(📎)(fǎ )。

清(😒)末民(🤮)初，日本人以荣亚(yà )矿(🗂)业(yè(⬆) )公司(🍥)为壳(ké )，瞄(miáo )上了南(😟)灵(lí(🚦)ng )镇的(🕠)(de )皇墓，试图盗(dào )取国(🧑)宝(👮)，荣(ró(🔆)ng )亚矿业的负责人藤(téng )川(👃)负责(🧟)调查(🏽)“镇灵玺”。一(yī )日，收到线(🎬)报(bà(🏓)o )，称(chēng )南灵镇花(huā )家少(shǎ(😘)o )爷花(🗂)易天在最近的一次倒斗中(😩)(zhōng )，掌(😹)握了国宝(bǎo )线索。藤川盯(🛐)(dīng )上(🏍)了(le )花易天，而此(cǐ )时，花易(yì(😊) )天一(🌂)(yī )方面要面对日本(🧀)人的(🏼)虎视(🌡)(shì )眈眈，一方面遭到(dà(😄)o )了花(👳)家分(👩)舵主(zhǔ )王中鹤的反(🤮)水(shuǐ(😗) )，失(shī(🚦) )去了花家(jiā )镇外(wà(🦅)i )六(🥐)部势(🍧)力。内(nèi )忧外患之下，花易(🗣)天以(📟)肥斗(🍧)美(měi )差招来了高手(shǒ(🌔)u )慕长(♒)风助自己(jǐ )一臂(bì )之力(✍)。机(jī(🕎) )缘巧(qiǎo )合下爱上(shàng )了花(huā(🎓) )易天(🌲)青梅竹马的未婚妻唐婉(🏝)云(yú(🙇)n )的慕长风与花(huā )易天里应(🍔)外合(🚟)(hé )，在(zài )“花魁十(shí )年(🚢)庆(qì(🍓)ng )”时清(🌅)盘(pán )了王(wáng )中鹤势力(💄)。没想(📰)到逃(💝)走的(de )王中鹤绑架了(🐕)唐婉(⛩)(wǎn )云(😍)和花易天极(jí )尽折(💘)磨(🕕)，虽然(🍄)(rán )二人(rén )侥幸逃出(chū )，但(👓)(dàn )是(🏝)花易(🐮)天身体(tǐ )和精神全都(📇)元气(❣)大伤，一蹶不(bú )振。花易天(✊)能(né(👐)ng )否重新振作?又(yòu )能否(fǒu )联(👏)手慕(👘)长(zhǎng )风终(zhōng )结日本人(ré(🔃)n )的阴(🚒)(yīn )谋，守护住属于中国的镇(🌧)灵宝(🐘)(bǎo )?

“假如音乐是(shì )爱(🔤)情的(🌏)食粮(〰)，请继(jì )续演奏吧(ba )！”以配乐著(🦐)(zhe )称并(🏿)(bìng )为莎士比亚爱情(⚫)喜剧(⤵)《爱(à(🖐)i )的徒劳》及《爱的(de )胜利(🥌)》（(😷)即《无(🎻)事生非》）注入(rù )无限活(💅)力(lì(🏻) )的超(📺)(chāo )人气导演克里(lǐ )斯(📌)托弗(📯)•拉斯康贝（Christopher Luscombe）携创作(🤖)(zuò )团(😴)队重返埃文(wén )河畔斯特拉(♏)福(fú(🙋) )德的(de )皇家莎士(shì )比亚(yà(📯) )剧团(🗯)，执(zhí )导莎(shā )翁另一部滑稽(⬜)又心(🐿)酸的单相思(sī )爱情(✊)故事(⛽)：

阿(🔂)(ā )軒意外穿越回(huí )到了(le )5年(⬇)前仍(👋)在(zài )讀大(dà )學的時(🐐)期(qī(⚓) )，正(zhè(♋)ng )是他與女友 Joyce第一次(🚷)邂(🐇)逅的(💒)(de )日子。阿軒認為這(zhè )是上(⌛)天給(🤠)他的(😝)(de )一次機會， 讓(ràng )他阻(zǔ(🛳) )止父(🎵)親因(yīn )沉迷(mí )賭博而鑄(⛲)成大(➰)(dà )錯、並救回5年後意外受(🗨)傷昏(🍴)迷(mí )的 Joyce，從而改變(biàn )自己(🛬)的命(🎡)運。然而(ér )，命運真(zhēn )的可(kě(🌯) )以改(🈯)變嗎(ma )？一(yī )切又是(🌉)否可(🥒)以如(🍂)他所願？

Dave Stimple, an unfocused mattress store owner, is having issues connecting with everyone around him. He arrives at the shop one morning to find the local health and safety people have shut him down. Bugs, huge bed bugs and lots of complaints are cited as the reason. Dave is really confused and his relationships with his wife, friends, and his own humanity seem to be devolving and increasingly distracting anomalies begin to take over his reality. But his issues may not be as internal as they seem.

When everything comes crashing down, two destructive siblings are trying to maintain a balanced psyche.