《人肉叉烧包1国语》

A troubled streetwalker meets a mysterious hitman. Together they go down an action-packed rabbit hole of sex, violence, lies, and synchronicity.

马云是马(mǎ(📇) )姓裴(⛳)满(📂)(mǎn )氏家族的(✴)最后一(🐻)(yī )代贵族，因其(🚯)第十三房(fáng )姨太所(📏)生之子(zǐ )［马(⛷)十(shí )三(🎞)］天生力大无(🏊)(wú )穷，生(shēng )惹是非，被(🐣)马云(yún )忍痛送(🚛)(sòng )往武(🔶)馆“无双馆(guǎn )”学(🛴)习(xí )攻守之道。

不管(⏰)(guǎn )这导演(yǎn )嗑(📡)了什么(🕦)(me )很纯的(de )，全部(😺)(bù(⛹) )都要(🌲)给你(nǐ )来一点(🕵)(diǎn )！在澳(ào )洲这(😎)座曾(cé(🕥)ng )经被称(chēng )作(🐆)「无主(🚍)之地」（Terra Nullius）的(🌫)(de )大陆，历史以前(🈯)(qián )所(🐶)未(🦕)见(jiàn )的观点(🆕)重新诠(💃)释(shì )：当《疯狂(🍇)麦斯》末日(rì )场景成(🔦)为难民拘留地(🎚)，食人羊(🤜)成为反殖民叛(📫)(pàn )乱份子，《沙漠(mò )妖(👚)姬》与电视剧《请(👃)喜(xǐ )欢(👭)我》有了跨时空(😀)的酷(kù )儿对话(huà )…(🅾)…本片以近似(🦊)(sì )DJ取样(💁)混(hún )音之拼(🎅)贴(✖)(tiē )手(🥠)法，打开了(le )虚构(🔞)与史(shǐ )实间的(👕)(de )神秘黑(🎮)(hēi )洞，大量(lià(⬛)ng )援引电(😈)(diàn )影名场景与(♊)历史(shǐ )典故，穿越时(👖)空(🚒)与各种(zhǒng )语(🤑)境，重写(📀)、改写、乱(luà(😢)n )写，全(quán )面毁坏观众(🤧)的三(sān )观！这是(🚵)一部政(📁)治复仇(chóu )预言(✡)，杂揉讽刺喜剧(jù )、(👊)生态恐怖与公(🛶)(gōng )路电(👜)影(yǐng )类型，写下(🌞)澳洲(zhōu )国族神(shén )话(🕚)从未被纪录的(🔄)(de )史诗篇(🗒)(piān )章。

故事讲(🎍)述一(yī(🎇) )名从医(yī )二十(🧥)多年(nián )的心理(🍕)(lǐ )医生(🗻)，发现无数(shù(🏙) )人由于(⏫)(yú )怨恨、沮丧(⬜)、抑(yì )郁、焦(jiāo )虑(🍬)等(🙅)负面情绪影(😻)(yǐng )响，而(📏)(ér )使自己偏离(🧢)了社(shè )会生活(huó )规(📐)范的正常轨道(👄)(dào )，乃至(🏐)(zhì )自杀或是杀(📟)人。心理医生跟患者(📔)徐...

When Max, a down on his luck strip club owner, has his life and livelihood threatened by local gangsters, he turns to his wife's connections for help and hires a hitman to solve the problem once and for all. But before long, Max is blinded by his newfound power and his family finds him spinning off the rails as the body count piles up.

不管(guǎn )这导(👤)演嗑了(🍃)什么很纯的，全(🎠)部都要给(gěi )你来一(💏)(yī )点！在澳洲这(🌁)座(zuò )曾(🌉)经被(bèi )称作(🤘)「无主(🔐)之地(dì )」（Terra Nullius）(🕙)的大陆，历史以(😡)(yǐ )前所(🌙)未(wèi )见的观(🔍)点(diǎn )重(🎛)新诠(quán )释：当(👫)(dāng )《疯狂麦(mài )斯》末(mò(👊) )日(👸)场景(jǐng )成为(🦕)难民(mí(🎆)n )拘留地(dì )，食人(💪)羊成为反(fǎn )殖民叛(📝)(pàn )乱份子，《沙漠(🌡)(mò )妖姬(📍)》与电视剧《请喜(💜)(xǐ )欢我》有了跨时空(📱)的酷(kù )儿对话(❎)……本(🏌)片以近似(sì )DJ取(🚠)样混音之拼贴手法(🥔)，打开了虚构与(🦅)(yǔ )史实(🤳)间(jiān )的神秘(🏸)黑洞，大(🚃)(dà )量援引(yǐn )电(📩)影名场景与历(🚢)(lì )史典(🐧)故(gù )，穿越时(📌)空与各(⛸)(gè )种语境(jìng )，重(⚫)写、改写、乱写，全(💏)面(🎲)毁坏(huài )观众(💑)的(de )三观(🗯)！这是一部(bù )政(🤢)治复(fù )仇预言，杂揉(🥉)讽(fěng )刺喜剧(jù(📄) )、生态(💔)恐怖与公(gōng )路(🏳)电影(yǐng )类型，写下澳(🍰)洲(zhōu )国族神(shé(👙)n )话从未(🙄)被纪录的(de )史诗(✌)篇章。

栗子致力于(yú(🍭) )研究记忆交换(🌤)技术，男(🏋)友钟瀚非常(🌏)支(zhī )持(🛂)。科(kē )学家白堂(🗑)武秘密(mì )研究(🖕)克(kè )隆(♑)人，却只能搞(🖇)(gǎo )出没(🧐)有(yǒu )灵魂的空(🔟)壳，他(tā )意识到(dào )记(🍤)忆(💎)交换(huàn )技术(📻)是(shì )他(🛺)最需(xū )要的。但(🌕)(dàn )栗子不(bú )愿与白(🌉)(bái )堂武合作(zuò(🤔) )。白堂(tá(🎨)ng )武将钟瀚变成(🥫)“白痴”骗栗子帮钟瀚(🥟)恢(huī )复情感(gǎ(👸)n )。钟瀚突(🍀)然成了(le )绑架(🌷)反(🦑)(fǎn )克隆人专家刘大(🚆)(dà )明的嫌疑犯(🤚)。栗子试(🐺)图(tú )帮钟瀚(🔞)洗冤，竟(🐻)在自家发现刘(🍔)大明尸(shī )体。白(🐺)(bái )堂武(🌮)提出克隆刘(📗)(liú )大明(⛳)并(bìng )植入记忆(⏪)。栗子(zǐ )勉强答(dá )应(🕚)。栗(🏇)子潜入白(bá(🍿)i )堂武实(🚬)(shí )验室发现(xià(🚛)n )：真正(zhèng )的钟瀚(hà(🏵)n )已死，现(xiàn )在的(📮)钟(zhōng )瀚(👰)是白(bái )堂武的(🕤)克(kè )隆人。白堂武利(🥄)用记忆(yì )交换(🤴)技(jì )术(🐡)批量生产克(🐺)隆(🈳)(lóng )人杀手(shǒu )。栗子和(🌛)钟瀚一(yī )起捣(🆚)毁(huǐ )白(🥕)堂武实验室(🛌)。两人逃(🤶)亡之际，钟瀚却(🔠)(què )将自己锁在(🚆)里面，随(🕛)实(shí )验室一(😒)起毁灭(🌈)(miè )。数周(zhōu )后栗(🆖)子发现自己(jǐ )怀上(🌇)钟(zhōng )瀚的孩子(👑)，这让(rà(🚂)ng )她坚强(qiáng )地面(🍔)对未来。

This is the untold story of the true Mayan Apocalypse that has been misinterpreted by scholars and was to have taken place on 12/12/12 - that was obviously wrong. A secret group of Mexican superheroes, known as El Trio de la Luz, are forced by destiny to include their adopted gringo into their group to help fight to save humanity. Will the car salesman and local TV personality carry his weight and transform from the GRINGO into the GREEN GHOST? We shall see..

The story of life of a woman Mehri who unintentionally enters into an unknown problem and is searching for a solution for that.

30岁(suì )的屌丝(🦂)(sī )青年李星(xī(🌕)ng )辰遭遇(🖼)(yù )感情伤(shāng )害(💢)后整日(rì )花天酒(jiǔ(🌡) )地，靠(kào )着自己(🏴)口(kǒu )才(👃)和坑(kēng )蒙拐(🎅)骗(🗺)开了一间(jiān )星座的(😓)(de )咨询室，生意一(🎭)(yī )般，但(⤴)(dàn )自由自在(🌥)无拘无(🧙)(wú )束的生(shēng )活(🗝)着。