《恋爱选举与巧克力》

Jerusha Kali, on the eve of University graduation and her 21st birthday - has her genetic mutation kick in; this enables her to emit an abnormal electromagnetic field; stemming from her pineal gland, which is extremely powerful. She is able to manipulate space and time, and travel inter-dimensionally. She is the last surviving Witch. All of her ancestors have been successfully eradicated by an elite Secret Society which controls much of the various institutions of the world. This Secret Society is evil, ancient and has technological innovation on their side. She incorporates Allies of various relict secret societies; mostly of Nordic and Indigenous origins and inevitably has to do battle with the formidable foes before the eve of her 21st Birthday - which is the Full Moon - where her powers will fully culminate. It is prophesized that she is the one to lead the global revolution to return planet earth to homeostasis.

第四位(wè(💔)i )飞(fēi )天(tiān )小女(nǚ )警

故事发生在清莱的一(🗳)个(gè )小城(ché(🍕)ng )镇(zhèn )，在(🎲)监狱一年一(🤓)度的家(👛)庭日那天，阿(🥇)宁(níng )带(🍲)着(zhe )她十岁的(👞)孩子小(🍓)恒，去监狱看(🕰)(kàn )望他(tā )的(🎯)(de )爸(bà )爸(🍘)(bà )，因为阿宁(🈚)收到了(🆗)他丈夫的一(❣)(yī )个好(🤞)(hǎo )消息(xī )......

In a single afternoon a man comes to grips with the power of his past when his estranged family becomes tangled in its web.

Leon is in his mid-twenties and terminally ill. He invents a technology that allows him to computerize his mind and live forever. This technology will be the downfall of mankind, so freedom fighter Aqua travels back from the future to kill him.

影(💫)片讲述(🏛)新晋导演贺(🛤)龙兵回忆起(📷)那(nà )段(✌)(duàn )同(tóng )哭(kū )同笑(xià(🙍)o )同青春的高中岁月(🖌)。贺龙(lóng )兵与(yǔ )欧宝(🐫)(bǎo )、宋思明三人是极好的高中同学，虽(suī(♊) )然(rán )家(jiā )境(🤲)相(xiàng )差(🥧)悬殊，但并不(🥛)妨碍他(💚)们(men )的友(yǒu )谊(😮)(yì )，三人(🔗)平时在班上(🎡)调皮捣(🎅)蛋，但也都只(😆)(zhī )是小(xiǎo )打(🤟)小闹！直(🛀)到后来贺龙(🚨)兵偷车(🏅)(chē )被小(xiǎo )混(📆)(hún )混(hú(⏫)n )围(wéi )堵，几人(🌇)打群架(🎉)又被宋思明(🌉)当副局(jú )长(🐯)爸(bà )爸(📶)看见，便立刻要求学(❤)校开除贺龙(lóng )兵(bī(🐢)ng )与(yǔ )欧(ōu )宝，欧宝一(🎄)人担下责任，被学(xué )校勒(lè )令退(tuì )学混迹(🚙)社会。宋思明(🍤)妹妹因(🤕)为告白贺(hè(🎟) )龙(lóng )兵(🛩)(bīng )被拒(jù )绝(🚂)，间接导(🚹)致堕落转学(🕖)；而后(➿)(hòu )又(yòu )因(yī(🥠)n )为陈佳佳，宋(➕)思明与(🍧)贺龙兵关系(🚸)彻底(dǐ(👞) )破裂(liè )。 最后(🔞)贺龙兵(🙌)考上大学，在(🤵)欧(ōu )宝(🔳)的(de )帮(bāng )助(zhù(🍵) )以(yǐ )及哥哥(🛅)的鼓励(🤤)之下，终于走(🔼)上不同(🖖)(tóng )的人(rén )生轨迹。如(🎋)今他重回故乡，埋藏(🧐)十(shí )五(wǔ )年(nián )的(de )心结(jié )终于解开，兄弟欧(🔡)宝的去(qù )世(🉑)却(què )成(🔽)为(wéi )永远的(🥈)伤痛！

本(⛅)片来自新片(✳)场创作(😗)人(rén )吴(wú )晋(💒)(jìn )超，他(👘)担任这部影(🚨)片的导演、(💁)编剧(jù(👎) )、美(měi )术以(🥨)及剪辑(✳)。出品方为BITONE。

一(🖍)个年轻(🔛)女(nǚ )孩爱(à(🖋)i )上了一(🥙)个比他大八(🌬)岁的男人。

讲(🎡)述(shù )了(📂)(le )足(zú )疗(liáo )按(🤲)摩师吴(🥗)小毛和来自未来的(🤷)美女娜(nà )美之(zhī )间(👙)的爱恨情仇。吴小毛是一个没有(yǒu )什(shí )么(🌦)(me )才(cái )华但(dà(🏋)n )又有不(🦀)切实际的大(🕷)梦想的(🔱)(de )穷屌(diǎo )丝。他(⬇)好高骛(🔝)远，不能脚踏(🏑)实地的(🛵)奋斗拼(pīn )搏(🧝)(bó )。在遇(yù )到(🧝)来自未(😷)来的美女娜(🌁)美后(hò(🛃)u )，他(tā )意(yì )外(🗳)(wài )的获(🏨)得了超能力(🔲)以及娜(🤽)美的爱情。而(🎟)(ér )他们(men )的爱(🛩)情却遭(🌃)到来自55年后(💯)娜美的(📯)(de )阻挠(náo )，因(yīn )为(wéi )在(🏡)吴小毛获得超能力(♍)后，他开始为(wéi )所欲(yù )为，不仅给他们的家(🔕)庭也给社会(🚒)造(zào )成(🎏)(chéng )了(le )巨(jù )大(🆖)的(de )灾难(💱)。最终平凡的(💣)吴小毛(⬆)(máo )和娜(nà )美(👾)幸(xìng )福(🚿)的走完了一(🌾)生。

青龙集团(🌝)董事长(🍀)过(guò )世(shì )后(😺)(hòu )，给(gě(〽)i )青龙集团太(🔇)子爷留(🔆)下了镇(zhèn )帮(🚛)之(zhī )宝(🚆)(bǎo )：一支可(📮)以号令整个(⛳)青龙集(📿)团所有人的(🍳)(de )大哥(gē(🆗) )大手提电话。一日，太(🗼)子爷独(dú )自去(qù )按(🏡)(àn )摩(mó )院(yuàn )按摩，青龙公司一群起了异心(🔲)的小(xiǎo )人得(🖱)(dé )到消(⏩)息后，来到按(📶)摩院准(🙉)备劫持太(tà(😗)i )子(zǐ )爷(🅱)(yé )，夺走(zǒu )可(🐠)以号令(🐦)青龙公司上(🐕)下的(de )大哥(gē(🎍) )大，欲控(🦇)制整个青龙(⛲)集团。哪(🐼)知阴差阳错(🔍)(cuò )将(jiā(🏖)ng )身(shēn )怀太(tà(😡)i )极推拿(🙉)绝技、胸有(🎰)大志，却因(yī(📎)n )低(dī )微(🙅)(wēi )的工作被(👪)周遭人(💜)嫌弃的按摩师阿宝(♟)当(dāng )成了(le )太子爷并(🎴)将其绑架。阿宝乘乱(luàn )逃出(chū )后(hòu )，去(qù )找(🦔)女朋友阿朵(⏪)，不料阿(🏌)朵父亲因欠(💪)(qiàn )人钱(🖐)(qián )，被白虎帮(🤖)挟持，阿(👪)宝答应三天(🤶)内(nèi )替(😻)(tì )阿(ā )朵(duǒ(🎃) )救出父亲。阿(🚸)宝、阿(🚃)朵以及真(zhē(🐣)n )正的(de )太(🌮)子(zǐ )爷策划(🕘)了一场(🍛)一箭双雕的(🥒)好戏，却(🔘)上(shàng )演(yǎn )了(♐)(le )一场(chǎng )又一(📮)场啼笑(🏰)皆非的“闹剧(🤘)(jù )”，一边(🥘)(biān )是青龙集团错认(🧣)阿宝为太子爷，一边(🔹)(biān )是阿(ā )宝错认为这是未来老丈人的考(😣)(kǎo )题，将(jiāng )青(💶)(qīng )龙集(⌚)团上下骗得(🛺)团团转(🧀)。阿宝和阿朵(💪)(duǒ )从合(🥓)(hé )作布局，到(📖)产生误(🚄)会，到合力救(😪)出(chū )阿(ā )朵(🚘)(duǒ )的(de )父(👗)亲，磨难重重(📿)，考验不(👆)断。剧情(qíng )跌(📭)宕(dàng )起(🤺)伏、搞笑逗(🆖)逼，按摩(🔦)师阿宝更是(🥖)成(chéng )为(wéi )了(le )承载(zǎ(📯)i )底层小人物(🍢)英雄情(☝)怀以及(jí )忠贞(zhēn )爱(🤜)情(qíng )的一代了不起(😨)的“按摩侠”！