变态王子与不笑猫

Dave Stimple, an unfocused mattress store owner, is having issues connecting with everyone around him. He arrives at the shop one morning to find the local health and safety people have shut him down. Bugs, huge bed bugs and lots of complaints are cited as the reason. Dave is really confused and his relationships with his wife, friends, and his own humanity seem to be devolving and increasingly distracting anomalies begin to take over his reality. But his issues may not be as internal as they seem.

目标成为作家的青(qīng )年李(📒)(lǐ )钟秀(🍈)(xiù(✡) )（刘亚仁 饰），平(píng )日里(🤺)(lǐ )靠兼职(🐲)(zhí )养活自(😫)己。经营畜(chù )牧业(yè )的父(🉐)(fù )亲不谙(💊)人情，官司(🕜)(sī )缠身(shēn )，迫使钟秀又要(🧚)为(🍝)了搭救(🚠)(jiù(🦔) )父亲(qīn )而四(sì )处奔走。这一日，钟(🎺)秀(💵)(xiù )在某(📪)大(🐣)型卖场重逢了当年(nián )的同(tóng )学(💥)申(🦉)惠美（(💑)全(🕞)钟淑 饰）。惠(huì )美(měi )计划近期前往(⬜)非洲旅(🌽)行(🥚)(háng )，于(yú )是拜托钟秀照看爱猫Boil。不久(⛑)后(hòu )惠(👟)美(✌)回国，与之一(yī )同下(xià )飞(⛔)机(jī )的还(🛷)有名叫本(🥦)（史蒂文(wén )·元 饰(shì )）(🛒)的男子。本(⏰)驾(⏹)驶(shǐ )保(📆)时(shí )捷，居住在高级公寓(❌)内(📫)(nèi )，优(yō(⛺)u )哉(🔰)游哉，不见工作，四处(chù )玩乐(lè )，和(🕴)(hé(🛰) )钟秀相(🙂)比(🌧)有如天上(shàng )地下(xià )。不知为何，本(😳)走(😮)入平民(🚴)(mí(🔚)n )钟秀(xiù )和惠美的生活，更向新(xīn )朋(🥦)友(yǒu )讲(🌸)(jiǎ(📌)ng )述了他奇特的癖好。在(zài )钟秀(xiù )家(📘)小聚的(😢)那(😝)个晚上过后(hòu )，惠美(měi )仿(🚼)佛人间蒸(🕠)发了一(yī(🖋) )般无(wú )影无(wú )踪……

在(🧗)社会主义(🎣)道(💺)路(lù )上(⛺)，中(zhōng )国公路的发展和人(👚)(ré(🚛)n )民命(mì(🕖)ng )运(🌛)紧(jǐn )密相连的。《大路(lù )朝天(tiān )》以(🌑)四(🔛)川公路(🌮)建(⏪)设为切口(kǒu )，以(yǐ )成雅(yǎ )高速、(🐊)雅(💙)西高速(😝)、(🖐)雅康(kāng )高速建设为题材，通过讲(jiǎ(🚴)ng )述祖(zǔ(🔖) )孙(📿)三代路桥工人伴随改(gǎi )革开(kāi )放(🗽)(fàng )40年经(🌁)历(🆘)的命运和情感故(gù )事，折(💣)射出时代(🍖)发展与变(🦔)迁(qiān )。

藤冈(gāng )靛在片中饰(🔄)演引发(fā(🧓) )奇(⚪)迹(jì )的(😳)正(zhèng )体不明的主人公拉(👾)乌(💈)，尽管他(🌈)(tā(🏃) )的国籍与语言不明(míng )，但(dàn )是温(🐙)(wē(🚰)n )暖的笑(🦈)容(🍪)却有种不(bú )可思(sī )议的力量，影(➿)片(Ⓜ)通过超(🛫)越(📞)(yuè )国籍(jí )与宗(zōng )教的年轻人们的(🌝)友(yǒu )情(🐵)，自(⌛)然地反应人们的生活。影片(piàn )全篇(✅)外景在(🐐)印(🛩)度尼西亚(yà )苏门(mén )答(dá(🌂) )腊岛拍摄(❎)，用时一个(🤱)月(yuè )。

盘(pán )古开天辟地之(😯)时在昆仑(🔸)(lú(🥩)n )山丢(diū(📸) )下(xià )一颗种子，这颗种(zhǒ(🌒)ng )子(🚡)吸(xī )收(🌞)天(☝)(tiān )地之精华结出一颗神果(guǒ )。传(🧠)说(🎙)(shuō )得到(🌠)神(🙆)果就拥有盘(pán )古之(zhī )力，顿时三(🤕)界(🕛)之内的(😣)神(⏸)(shén )魔都(dōu )来争夺，可惜神果让一头(🗻)(tóu )法力(🏂)(lì(📍) )无边(biān )的神兽看管着…

巴(bā )勒斯(🐏)(sī )坦電(📎)視(😡)台攝製臥底肥皂劇(jù )，連(🤣)(lián )以色列(🔚)婦孺都晚(👫)晚追看(kàn )。編(biān )劇(jù )因情(🤦)節背離革(📦)命(🏙)而辭職(💖)(zhí )，監(jiān )製的多口侄仔助(🥤)理(🌕)受命(mì(🔯)ng )執(🈸)筆(bǐ )，頻頻借女角之口，向電(diàn )視(🏩)機(🎨)(jī )前的(📖)舊(🎟)愛示好，以色列(liè )檢查站(zhàn )軍官(🥄)則(🔇)企圖恃(🚆)權(➖)影(yǐng )響劇(jù )情發(fā )展，以便在追看(🎞)的(de )嬌妻(📼)(qī(📻) )面前自吹自擂。助理即使(shǐ )槍抵(dǐ(🌟) )腦殼(ké )，都(🕝)不肯接受軍官(guān )要求(qiú(🕛) )的大團圓(🙄)結局。抗爭(🏵)，必(bì )須繼(jì )續！影展新秀(📉)蘇亞比巧(👶)(qiǎ(🍷)o )妙調(diào )侃(kǎn )以巴關係，他的喜劇(⛅)座(🏂)(zuò )右銘(🤪)(mí(🔧)ng )是：要能大笑，必須面(miàn )對苦(kǔ(🚗) )痛(📍)(tòng )，並與(🍬)之(🍀)周旋。獲(huò )威尼(ní )斯地(dì )平線單(😡)元(📓)最佳男(🎅)主(🚐)角獎(jiǎng )。

A collection of horror stories involving cannibals, zombies “and other funny creatures”.