丧心病狂

阿呆和(🌸)(hé )阿瓜(🌱)是一对(🙁)(duì )非常要(yào )好的朋友，他(🍫)们觉得(🌒)凭借自己(jǐ )的力量(🍫)可以(yǐ(🔯) )修理一(📠)(yī )切，有麻烦(fán )发生时，只(🦍)(zhī )要开(📃)动(dòng )脑筋，利(🧞)用(yòng )手(🔎)边的工(🧠)具都可以(yǐ )搞定。人们(men )总(🚉)会被(bè(📘)i )他们的“错(cuò(☔) )误”行为(🐚)逗(dòu )笑(🛐)，觉(jiào )得他们有点(diǎn )笨，大(🚚)部分时(🍐)间会(huì )把事(🍸)情搞的(🌗)(de )更糟，但(🎀)是呆瓜兄(xiōng )弟总能自己(🐣)做的事(📽)(shì )情中找到(💝)“自己的(🏋)(de )路”，并对(👗)(duì )自己努力之(zhī )后的结(😌)(jié )果感(💁)到满意(yì )。因为他们(🙊)坚信一(🥩)(yī )句话“伟大(dà )的创造(zà(🛰)o )在最开(🌍)始的(de )时(⏰)候也不是(shì(🗜) )完美的(🙅)(de )，关键的(🕝)是(shì )开始的勇气”。

After being double-crossed by Hondo on her own ship, Maz tells some stories.

Brij Mohan (36), a hosiery shop owner in a busy Delhi market, desperately wants to change his life. He is fed up of his ball-crusher wife and mounting debts. In order to escape his wretched life, he changes his appearance and adopts a new identity as Amar Sethi, but ends up committing a botched up murder. He runs off with his young girlfriend, hopeful of making a new beginning. Instead, as luck would have it, he finds himself trapped in a web of his own Karma.

主(zhǔ )人(🍥)公李解(🌱)拿(ná )自己的(⛱)(de )传家龙(😞)坠向(xià(✏)ng )女友小朵求婚，却(què )被倒(🕍)卖古玩(🐟)(wán )的安森盯(🍆)上。几次(🎤)(cì )偷抢(⏱)未果后(hòu )，安森(sēn )绑架李(🍯)解女(nǚ(🤣) )友，并威胁李(🌨)解要(yà(💒)o )交出龙(🚶)坠，李解智(zhì )斗坏人抱得(🔺)(dé )美人(❇)归。

Jean Barreau leads a spiritual commune on the countryside and promises his followers a chance for a second life. When their doubles arrive at the house, the followers learn that Jean meant his promise of a second life quite literally.

1928年(nián )7月，国(guó )民党(🔀)第十二(📱)(èr )军军长孙殿英以军(jun1 )事(🍈)演习为(🍝)名(míng )，秘(🕉)密(mì )挖掘了(🚫)清东(dō(🥉)ng )陵慈禧(🔃)墓和(hé )乾隆墓(mù )，盗窃了(🌺)无(wú )数(🔰)的稀世珍宝(👢)，但(dàn )这(🏿)些财宝(🌓)下(xià )落不明(míng )。据民间传(🐆)(chuán )说，孙(🎄)殿英将部分(👯)(fèn )财宝(🐉)贿赂给(🈶)(gěi )了上司徐源泉，徐(xú )源(🥢)泉便将(🦀)财(cái )宝埋在(⛽)(zài )了自(🦀)家公馆(🏵)(guǎn )的地下秘室中。文(wén )革(✴)期间，有(🖌)(yǒu )人在武(wǔ )汉新洲(🐐)徐公(gō(⛄)ng )馆附近挖出(chū )了不少(shǎ(♑)o )枪支军(➿)备，结果有关徐公馆(🔂)藏(cáng )有(🤷)巨宝的(🔠)说(shuō )法不胫(jìng )而走。影片(🌿)(piàn )以武(🌡)汉新洲(zhōu )仓(🏂)埠古(gǔ(🔴) )镇徐源(🏓)泉将(jiāng )军的古宅及密道(🍈)为(wéi )依(🦊)托，首次(cì )通(🌩)过影(yǐ(💔)ng )片的形(✝)式向(xiàng )世人公开此历史(🕴)文(wén )化(💥)古迹。考(kǎo )古(🎮)专业(yè(😲) )毕业生(🌫)雪莹(yíng )跟随考古专(zhuān )家(☝)古莫(mò(🏍) )教授等人进(jìn )入徐(🤴)公馆考(🔰)古，考(kǎo )古队在古宅(zhái )的(🍶)地下(xià(🥊) )秘道内发现(xiàn )一件(📏)宝物，宝(🎑)物在(zà(🛷)i )押送途中被(bèi )匪徒抢走(👆)，之后教(😷)(jiāo )授等人与(😀)男(nán )女(💃)神偷(tō(🗝)u )、国外文物(wù )团伙尤大(🏚)等(děng )人(😠)激烈(liè )争夺(🦎)，宝物(wù(♉) )丢失后(🥁)，匪徒陆续(xù )遭受报应，并(🚖)出现(xià(🍅)n )系列离奇死(🍖)(sǐ )亡事(👳)件，一场(🤭)正义(yì )与邪恶的较(jiào )量(📷)由此(cǐ(🌏) )开始......